Ah, the elusive top VCs in crypto. Finding them is like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of blockchain jargon and the needle is a VC with a sense of humor.
But fear not, my crypto-curious friends. Here are some unconventional ways to find the top VCs in crypto:
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Tweet at Elon Musk: Hey, if he can move markets with a single tweet, maybe he can help you find a top VC. Just make sure you include a dogecoin reference for good measure.
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Search for "crypto" on LinkedIn: This one may seem obvious, but have you ever tried it? The results are endless. You'll find everyone from self-proclaimed crypto influencers to crypto enthusiasts with a few hundred connections. And hey, maybe one of them knows a top VC.
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Join a crypto-themed dating app: Yes, they exist. And who knows, maybe your soulmate is also a top VC in the crypto space. Just make sure you're not catfishing them with your newfound interest in Bitcoin.
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Take a cryptic crossword class: Okay, hear me out on this one. If you can crack a cryptic crossword puzzle, surely you have the mental fortitude to find a top VC in the crypto space. Plus, it's a great way to impress potential investors with your brainpower.
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Visit the moon: This one may require a bit more effort, but think about it. If you're on the moon, you're probably not worrying about finding a top VC in the crypto space. And who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a crypto-loving extraterrestrial who can connect you with the right people.
Now, I can't guarantee that any of these methods will actually work. But hey, if you're going to spend your days scouring the internet for top VCs in the crypto space, you might as well have a little fun with it. And who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon the perfect investor while cracking a cryptic crossword puzzle on the moon.
A guaranteed way to find the top VCs in Dubai however is to visit www.cryptovsummit.com for crypto and www.metavsummit.com for metaverse startups.
See you there!
